Thursday, February 28, 2008

Great Moments in Chat History Episode VI: Steak-Lube

Brian (8:50:51 AM): i didnt know that such things existed

Brian (8:50:55 AM): penis helmets?

me (8:50:59 AM): me neither

me (8:51:00 AM): honestly

me (8:51:03 AM): i don't see the point

Brian (8:51:17 AM): its for the chick

Brian (8:51:19 AM): obviously

Brian (8:51:26 AM): its like making clit lube that tastes like steak

me (8:51:32 AM): wait what

me (8:51:44 AM): i'd.. prefer a fruit... not... raw meat... but whatever floats your boat

Brian (8:51:51 AM): dude

Brian (8:51:55 AM): real men love steak

me (8:51:59 AM): i LOVE STEAK

me (8:52:09 AM): but it's not what i'm thinking about when i'm painting the fence with my tongue

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