tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-46792131807565928532011-04-21T16:16:23.932-07:00He wears you down. You get bored, frustrated, do something stupid and he's got you.Icemanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02926110603621559508noreply@blogger.comBlogger91100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4679213180756592853.post-88253090155369195062008-02-28T08:54:00.000-08:002008-02-28T08:55:56.136-08:00<p class="MsoNormal">Brian (8:50:51 AM): i didnt know that such things existed<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Brian (8:50:55 AM): penis helmets?<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">me (8:50:59 AM): me neither<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">me (8:51:00 AM): honestly<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">me (8:51:03 AM): i don't see the point<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Brian (8:51:17 AM): its for the chick<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Brian (8:51:19 AM): obviously<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Brian (8:51:26 AM): its like making clit lube that tastes like steak<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">me (8:51:32 AM): wait what<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">me (8:51:44 AM): i'd.. prefer a fruit... not... raw meat... but whatever floats your boat<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Brian (8:51:51 AM): dude<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Brian (8:51:55 AM): real men love steak<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">me (8:51:59 AM): i LOVE STEAK<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">me (8:52:09 AM): but it's not what i'm thinking about when i'm painting the fence with my tongue</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4679213180756592853-8825309015536919506?l=thatsthewayheflies.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Icemanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02926110603621559508noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4679213180756592853.post-42662938937844929142008-02-08T12:17:00.001-08:002008-02-08T12:17:43.823-08:00<p class="MsoNormal">brian (12:14:47 PM): [Amusing] Half of British men would give up sex for six months for a 50-inch plasma TV. No word on if it's possible to get one for time served<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">me (12:14:56 PM): ROFL<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">me (12:14:58 PM): hahahahha<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">me (12:15:04 PM): you'd have 2<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">brian (12:15:04 PM): id have 2<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">brian (12:15:07 PM): DAMMIT<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">me (12:15:07 PM): omg<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">brian (12:15:08 PM): HATE YOU</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4679213180756592853-4266293893784492914?l=thatsthewayheflies.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Icemanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02926110603621559508noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4679213180756592853.post-40637528057955907012007-12-06T13:58:00.000-08:002007-12-06T13:59:14.539-08:00<p class="MsoNormal">me (1:52:26 PM): you're not han solo?<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">me (1:52:28 PM): fair enough.<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">brian (1:52:36 PM): im nowhere as cool as han<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">me (1:52:41 PM): :-(<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">me (1:52:43 PM): you and me both<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">brian (1:52:51 PM): im MAYBE<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">brian (1:52:52 PM): MAYBE<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">brian (1:52:54 PM): at wedge level<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">brian (1:52:58 PM): or dak<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">me (1:54:01 PM): wow, so you feel like you can take on the whole empire yourself?<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">me (1:54:14 PM): do terrible tech support and constantly have malfunctions in fire control?<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">brian (1:55:17 PM): yeah<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">brian (1:55:18 PM): but<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">brian (1:55:20 PM): then i die.<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">me (1:55:29 PM): dude<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">me (1:55:35 PM): just cunt into the auxilary.</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4679213180756592853-4063752805795590701?l=thatsthewayheflies.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Icemanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02926110603621559508noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4679213180756592853.post-58163405434918448422007-11-15T08:32:00.003-08:002007-11-15T08:32:52.563-08:00<p class="MsoNormal">me: dude<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">me: we should play mad libs<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">me: with who i want to kill<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">brian: bring it on<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">me: I want to ________ (violent verb) this _______ (name or occupation) with a ________ (noun) in his _________ (noun, body part).<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">brian: viciously glue.<span style=""> </span>alpaca farmer.<span style=""> </span>mop handle.<span style=""> </span>esophagus.<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">me: I want to viociously glue this alpaca farmer with a mop handle in his esophagus<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">brian: bingo.<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">me: that's brilliant<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">me: dude... mop handle?<span style=""> </span>lol</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4679213180756592853-5816340543491844842?l=thatsthewayheflies.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Icemanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02926110603621559508noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4679213180756592853.post-59188216909640103732007-10-31T14:26:00.001-07:002007-10-31T14:27:44.677-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i2.tinypic.com/30k35g8.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://i2.tinypic.com/30k35g8.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4679213180756592853-5918821690964010373?l=thatsthewayheflies.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Icemanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02926110603621559508noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4679213180756592853.post-87540075321656502252007-10-31T14:09:00.000-07:002007-10-31T14:14:36.882-07:00<p class="MsoNormal">me: ALICE KRIGE<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">me: or <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">me: THE KURGAN<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">brian: i dont like this game<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">me: the similarities... are uncanny.<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">me: ok<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">me: ALICE KRIGE<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">brian: *imagines the kane and lynch playmate*<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">me: THE KURGAN<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">me: or CHRISTOPHER REEVES CORPSE<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">brian: reeves<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">brian: cmon<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">brian: he was superman.<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">brian: >>.<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">brian: <.<<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">me: so we got this to work with<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">me: I spent the night with Superman<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">me: Why the World DOesn't Need a Superman<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">me: and<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">me: I banged superman's corpse<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">brian: if i was banging superman<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">brian: id say<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">brian: go dance with the angels, mister!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">me: see<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">me: my imagination is having fun<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">me: and you punish me with that line<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">me: why?<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">brian: life isnt fair, man<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">brian: although<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">brian: i find it funny<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">brian: that necrophilia with a quadrapalegic<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">brian: not offensive<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">brian: bad writing in a japanese video game port<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">brian: EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">me: this seriously has me rofl'ing<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">me: however<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">me: if you were banging his corpse<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">me: it's not something i'd have to image or see<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">me: but that line<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">me: when it's said<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">me: is probably what it would sound like<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">me: the sound of a person banging christopher reeves corpse = the line go dance with the angels mister</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4679213180756592853-8754007532165650225?l=thatsthewayheflies.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Icemanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02926110603621559508noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4679213180756592853.post-72191072598605417592007-10-29T12:17:00.000-07:002007-10-29T12:18:46.951-07:00brian: yep<br />brian: i only rub it on dennis haysbert<br />me: as you should<br />me: for insurance purposes.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4679213180756592853-7219107259860541759?l=thatsthewayheflies.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Icemanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02926110603621559508noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4679213180756592853.post-66886313179904032722007-10-05T08:57:00.000-07:002007-10-05T08:58:15.263-07:00Brian says:<br />but i just stood there<br /><br />Brian says:<br />blood going down my leg<br /><br />Brian says:<br />looking at the knife<br /><br />Brian says:<br />and im like<br /><br />Brian says:<br />what.<br /><br />Brian says:<br />the.<br /><br />Brian says:<br />fuck.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4679213180756592853-6688631317990403272?l=thatsthewayheflies.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Icemanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02926110603621559508noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4679213180756592853.post-65396851080266033972007-09-21T14:10:00.000-07:002007-09-21T14:11:14.069-07:00You think they charge restocking fees if you return adopted children? You know, since they are essentially opened and used?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4679213180756592853-6539685108026603397?l=thatsthewayheflies.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Icemanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02926110603621559508noreply@blogger.com1