me: dude
me: we should play mad libs
me: with who i want to kill
brian: bring it on
me: I want to ________ (violent verb) this _______ (name or occupation) with a ________ (noun) in his _________ (noun, body part).
brian: viciously glue. alpaca farmer. mop handle. esophagus.
me: I want to viociously glue this alpaca farmer with a mop handle in his esophagus
brian: bingo.
me: that's brilliant
me: dude... mop handle? lol
me: ALICE KRIGE
me: or
me: THE KURGAN
brian: i dont like this game
me: the similarities... are uncanny.
me: ok
me: ALICE KRIGE
brian: *imagines the kane and lynch playmate*
me: THE KURGAN
me: or CHRISTOPHER REEVES CORPSE
brian: reeves
brian: cmon
brian: he was superman.
brian: >>.
brian: <.<
me: so we got this to work with
me: I spent the night with Superman
me: Why the World DOesn't Need a Superman
me: and
me: I banged superman's corpse
brian: if i was banging superman
brian: id say
brian: go dance with the angels, mister!
me: see
me: my imagination is having fun
me: and you punish me with that line
me: why?
brian: life isnt fair, man
brian: although
brian: i find it funny
brian: that necrophilia with a quadrapalegic
brian: not offensive
brian: bad writing in a japanese video game port
brian: EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE
me: this seriously has me rofl'ing
me: however
me: if you were banging his corpse
me: it's not something i'd have to image or see
me: but that line
me: when it's said
me: is probably what it would sound like
me: the sound of a person banging christopher reeves corpse = the line go dance with the angels mister
