Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Say it more with... Intensity.

Great Moments in Chat History Episode 4: Time to Choose

me: ALICE KRIGE

me: or

me: THE KURGAN

brian: i dont like this game

me: the similarities... are uncanny.

me: ok

me: ALICE KRIGE

brian: *imagines the kane and lynch playmate*

me: THE KURGAN

me: or CHRISTOPHER REEVES CORPSE

brian: reeves

brian: cmon

brian: he was superman.

brian: >>.

brian: <.<

me: so we got this to work with

me: I spent the night with Superman

me: Why the World DOesn't Need a Superman

me: and

me: I banged superman's corpse

brian: if i was banging superman

brian: id say

brian: go dance with the angels, mister!

me: see

me: my imagination is having fun

me: and you punish me with that line

me: why?

brian: life isnt fair, man

brian: although

brian: i find it funny

brian: that necrophilia with a quadrapalegic

brian: not offensive

brian: bad writing in a japanese video game port

brian: EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE

me: this seriously has me rofl'ing

me: however

me: if you were banging his corpse

me: it's not something i'd have to image or see

me: but that line

me: when it's said

me: is probably what it would sound like

me: the sound of a person banging christopher reeves corpse = the line go dance with the angels mister

Monday, October 29, 2007

Great Moments in Chat History Episode 3: The Rubbing

brian: yep
brian: i only rub it on dennis haysbert
me: as you should
me: for insurance purposes.

Friday, October 5, 2007

Great Moments in Chat History Episode 2: Killing me Softly

Brian says:
but i just stood there

Brian says:
blood going down my leg

Brian says:
looking at the knife

Brian says:
and im like

Brian says:
what.

Brian says:
the.

Brian says:
fuck.