Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Great Moments in Chat History Episode 4: Time to Choose
me: ALICE KRIGE
me: or
me: THE KURGAN
brian: i dont like this game
me: the similarities... are uncanny.
me: ok
me: ALICE KRIGE
brian: *imagines the kane and lynch playmate*
me: THE KURGAN
me: or CHRISTOPHER REEVES CORPSE
brian: reeves
brian: cmon
brian: he was superman.
brian: >>.
brian: <.<
me: so we got this to work with
me: I spent the night with Superman
me: Why the World DOesn't Need a Superman
me: and
me: I banged superman's corpse
brian: if i was banging superman
brian: id say
brian: go dance with the angels, mister!
me: see
me: my imagination is having fun
me: and you punish me with that line
me: why?
brian: life isnt fair, man
brian: although
brian: i find it funny
brian: that necrophilia with a quadrapalegic
brian: not offensive
brian: bad writing in a japanese video game port
brian: EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE
me: this seriously has me rofl'ing
me: however
me: if you were banging his corpse
me: it's not something i'd have to image or see
me: but that line
me: when it's said
me: is probably what it would sound like
me: the sound of a person banging christopher reeves corpse = the line go dance with the angels mister
Monday, October 29, 2007
Great Moments in Chat History Episode 3: The Rubbing
brian: i only rub it on dennis haysbert
me: as you should
me: for insurance purposes.
Friday, October 5, 2007
Great Moments in Chat History Episode 2: Killing me Softly
but i just stood there
Brian says:
blood going down my leg
Brian says:
looking at the knife
Brian says:
and im like
Brian says:
what.
Brian says:
the.
Brian says:
fuck.