me: dude
me: we should play mad libs
me: with who i want to kill
brian: bring it on
me: I want to ________ (violent verb) this _______ (name or occupation) with a ________ (noun) in his _________ (noun, body part).
brian: viciously glue. alpaca farmer. mop handle. esophagus.
me: I want to viociously glue this alpaca farmer with a mop handle in his esophagus
brian: bingo.
me: that's brilliant
me: dude... mop handle? lol