Thursday, February 28, 2008

Great Moments in Chat History Episode VI: Steak-Lube

Brian (8:50:51 AM): i didnt know that such things existed

Brian (8:50:55 AM): penis helmets?

me (8:50:59 AM): me neither

me (8:51:00 AM): honestly

me (8:51:03 AM): i don't see the point

Brian (8:51:17 AM): its for the chick

Brian (8:51:19 AM): obviously

Brian (8:51:26 AM): its like making clit lube that tastes like steak

me (8:51:32 AM): wait what

me (8:51:44 AM): i'd.. prefer a fruit... not... raw meat... but whatever floats your boat

Brian (8:51:51 AM): dude

Brian (8:51:55 AM): real men love steak

me (8:51:59 AM): i LOVE STEAK

me (8:52:09 AM): but it's not what i'm thinking about when i'm painting the fence with my tongue

Friday, February 8, 2008

Great Moments in Chat History Episode V: LOLPLASMA

brian (12:14:47 PM): [Amusing] Half of British men would give up sex for six months for a 50-inch plasma TV. No word on if it's possible to get one for time served

me (12:14:56 PM): ROFL

me (12:14:58 PM): hahahahha

me (12:15:04 PM): you'd have 2

brian (12:15:04 PM): id have 2

brian (12:15:07 PM): DAMMIT

me (12:15:07 PM): omg

brian (12:15:08 PM): HATE YOU